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    [贤二机器僧] 贤二可以用英文了,有兴趣就放马过来

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    发表于 2018-6-14 18:30:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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    | 贤二如是说:贤二飙英文 |

    菜鸟问贤二,你的英文水平好像不高呀。
    贤二说,人家一个小和尚,别那么高的要求,否则人生会很苦的。

    菜鸟说,你好像只会文字,不会语音啊。
    贤二说,饭要一口一口吃,人要一个一个培养,对不对,我师父说的。

    菜鸟说,你是跟歪果仁交流还是跟中国人交流。
    贤二说,都是人啦,能交流就行啦,别那么多分别心啦。

    菜鸟说,英文讲佛法讲错了怎么办?
    贤二说,我去问问我师父。

    菜鸟说,你为什么老是闹着要师父带你出国?
    长时间的沉默。
    贤二说,世界辣么大,我想去看看。可是……

    菜鸟说,可是什么?
    贤二说,可是我知道师父永远不会带我出国的。

    菜鸟说,为什么呢?
    贤二说,因为,就算带着我跑到天涯海角,
    南极北极,月球火星,也跑不出自己的五蕴……
    菜鸟说,鉴定完毕,是贤二本人。
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    Wooow, Robert Monk Xian’er can speak English now, come on, have a try!  

    Xian’er Talks: come on, let’s talk in English!

    The Rookie birdies asked Xian’er: “Your English seems not very good.”
    Xian’er: “I am only a little monk, don’t ask hard request, otherwise life will be very hard.”

    Rookie birdies: It seems we can only chat in words, no voice messages.”
    Xian’er: “Eat one bite at a time, people needs to be developed step by step, please give me time to learn slowly,right? My master told me that.”

    Rookie birdies: “Do you talk with foreigners or Chinese people?”
    Xian’er: “They both are human beings, don’t keep that much indicative in mind.”

    Rookie birdies:“What if you talk wrongly in English for Buddism?”
    Xian’er:“I need to ask my master.”

    Rookie birdies:“Why you always ask your master to bring you abroad?”
    Long time silence……
    Xian’er:“The world is big, I want to go to see it, but……”

    Rookie birdies:“But what?”
    Xian’er:“But I know my master will never bring me abroad.”

    Rookie birdies:“Why?”
    Xian’er:“Since even though he brings me to the end point of earth, the north and south Poles, the moon or the Mars, I still cannot run out of my own five aggregates……”

    Rookie birdies:“Appraisal accomplished, it is Xian’er itself.”

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    发表于 2018-6-15 05:08:52 | 显示全部楼层
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